seven reasons to be a shallow perv

I have discovered the power of the pussy


i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

(via lonelyand-worthless)


Tatiana Maslany looks younger than Sarah Manning, but Cosima Niehaus looks younger than Tatiana Maslany. How?

(via lil-sestra)


this is the emotion police. being sad is illegal now. youre coming with us, buddy. we’re gonna take a little trip downtown. you wanna go get ice cream and see a movie?

(via khal-toto)

There is nothing rational about love.
Your love stutters when it gets nervous
Your love trips over its own shoelaces
Love is clumsy
and my heart refuses to wear a helmet.

—Scars/To the New Boyfriend (via wildbynature)

(Source: herpointsofview, via khal-toto)